technical writing humor

Technical Writing Humor: The Sidelines on Job Interviews

I think I have finally figured out interviews. People doing interviews are clever, calculating, and psychic, and they know I drove in an old beato-matic Volvo with no glove compartment. (Actually, it does have a glove compartment, but it's in the trunk right now.) Interviewers ask tricky questions, they have ulterior motives, and they see directly into your soul. Continue reading ...

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Classic Technical Communication Humor: Software Supreme

I once attended a seminar given by a Vice President for a software development firm. He discussed the business principle time to market. Time to market means, simply, that the sooner a new product is ready for sale the sooner we can make money on it, and the more money we can make overall. We lose money when a new product takes longer to develop. Continue reading ...

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Technical Writing Humor: The Sidelines on Tech Writer Job Titles

It's probably got something to do with the fact that we're generally an isolated lot. Almost by definition, we tech writer like people work in environments where we perform a secondary or even tertiary function. We're a minority. We're not the primary line of business. We're a cost center. So we like to think that we belong, at least, to some sort of global professional community. We look for some kind of solidarity among ourselves--some sort of agreement as to who we are and what we do. And when someone comes along who disagrees or doesn't fit into our perceived tech writer demographic, we call them hacks, wannabes, and newbies. Continue reading ...