Wearing his Certification in '69 t-shirt, baby seal loafers and smoking Pall Malls, the Tech Writer Curmudgeon sees no problem that can't be solved with a ditto machine, scissors and a five-step process. His first writing gig was with Noah who promptly didn't show up for a meeting for another 40 years. His posts are lovingly crafted on an IBM Selectric while watching Madmen thinking about the good old days.