Wearing his Certification in '69 t-shirt, baby seal loafers and smoking Pall Malls, the Tech Writer Curmudgeon sees no problem that can't be solved with a ditto machine, scissors and a five-step process. His first writing gig was with Noah who promptly didn't show up for a meeting for another 40 years. His posts are lovingly crafted on an IBM Selectric while watching Madmen thinking about the good old days.

Holiday Negotiations

The Tech Writer Curmudgeon wants to negotiate some wishes for the season. Dear Santa, While I know that our counsels have advised both of us to cease communications, and that the final resolution stated that we “agreed” that the squirrels and wind could have caused some of the damage to my roof, the “poo” I [...] Continue reading ...